Fallen Furniture has taken a weapon of mass destruction and turned it into a centerpiece of mass intoxication. The finely polished fuselage of this behemoth opens to reveal three glass plate shelves that revolve around a gold-plated spindle. The base conceals a sliding platform made from premium lacquered wood and a bevy of custom-designed cocktail utensils. The craftsmanship on this 1970s missile is truly impeccable. Weighing in at over 600 pounds and standing over eight feet tall, it will dominate any room (in a good way of course).